Not where I’m from, err, homeslice.

Considering that his last three films have been two of the best Sherlock Holmes adaptations ever and a pitch-perfect adaptation of the Man from UNCLE, I’m going to guess no.

That same thought crossed my mind. She looks like Emo-Tep.

BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

I couldn’t log onto twitter to post a Deadspin article.

For such a huge, scary attack, it’s pretty incredible how easy it was to go on about my day (on the internet) normally and really not even notice.

I believe that was the “Large Marge” scene of 70's kids movies.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

Thanks for admitting to the world that you can’t read.

Oh, I always wondered where these photos were taken:

It could be worse for Pistorius. The most inhumane punishment would have been forcing him to represent his country at the 2016 Summer Olympics.

Starburns is the hero the MCU needs.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

I like to quote Old School when asked that question:

“Ferrari-like”