Too soon?

Fuck you.

LS1/2 GTO.

I’d appreciate if you try this again hinting at a conspiracy and launching ad hominem attacks.

Actually that video is the definitive identification guide to help distinguish between the supercars.

Here’s another one:

Kai Yu, a postdoctoral researcher in The George W. Woodruff School of Mechanical Engineering at Georgia Tech, said,

Some of it’s supply and demand but I won’t be shocked if a lot of it has to do with performance tolerances. Road setups inherently require more, i guess precision would be the right word, or a good enough one at least. They need to adapt to tiny surface and force changes to maintain firm contact without risking being…

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

Not pictured on the podium (and never will be):

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

No, and they’re not even a good dealership. The MB and BMW dealerships in Mt Laurel are ten times as nice with way better staff.

oh my god fucking enough. Take it to Gawker, or reddit, or anywhere that gives a fuck about politics. This is Jalopnik.

You’re not clever, you’re not cute, you’re not poignant, you’re just another annoying mouthbreather who doesn’t actually have anything to contribute to the discussion. Nobody here gives a fuck who…

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes: