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“Eh....5 people and 2 very little people.”

Alright. Here’s my cruddy entry.

Make America oak again.

Dodge be like...

RIP, Top Gear Dog.

How you hope the night goes

Only in the parks labeled “safe space.”

If it was America instead of China then yes you could. And if someone tells you otherwise you just tell them they are a racist homophobic sexist bigot. And then you sue.

“Hello, Audi? Yes, I’d like all the torque in the Western Hemisphere please. Yep, all of it. Sure. Oh, and if you could deliver it in an R8, that’d be great. Yep. Thanks.”

To: svenskfox

I know it’s cool to hate the GT-R here on jalopnik, but the world is bigger than this one website, and there are a generation of kids out there who grew up on Gran Turismo and FnF who don’t spend a moment browsing this place (yet).

Why eat concrete over a GT-R when you can eat concrete over a used Ferrari 360 for 25% less?

I would let out the biggest Starscream ever if this guy was not prosecuted. I would make it my Optimus Prime mission to punish him for this. I hope he gets stung by 1,000 Bumblebees as I Sideswipe his car. In his defense, at least he was not driving a Hot Rod while he did this.

“The consensus is that 2016 was a bad year”

I heard like one out of every six people hate it, but I never see a negative review from them about it.

I live my life, a crocomile at a time.

Friction is a drag.

Yeah, I only feel sympathy towards people who share my choice in presidential candidates and political leanings too.