The Operator claimed he became distracted and lost control of the vehicle causing it to roll over landing on its roof.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

This cosplay really didn’t click for me. I can’t really piece together why. Maybe because most people just shit bricks when they see it.

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

I’m just saying...be careful about how much money you give them and what they promise you. In cases like this, the dealer has absolutely no control over who gets the cars, no matter how big and influential of a dealer they are. If they go against Porsche’s wishes and sell the car to someone not listed on the Porsche…

That’s all 99% of people really ask for when they’re buying a car.

I don’t have bad news.

Although there is evidence of potential violations and she was obviously very careless, my judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.

you’re safe, it’s not a sex tape.

Problem is, that’s the sketch of the knife block in the kitchen.

Call the Curious George fire department. They never get any normal calls.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.

Every Pokemon is special in their own way but you only see them as tools of war. If you cannot treat your pokemon with love and respect you’ll never be a pokemon master.

I seem to remember someone mentioning this yesterday...

He deserves everything he’s getting.

I knew these looked familiar...