Was that magic?

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

This story sounded exciting when I first got into it, then I ended up saying to myself, “That’s it? What’s the big deal?” It was just like a real visit to a museum!

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

Batman has called, he wants his car back.

It would take 37.04s to cross the bridge (including the 26s used for getting up to 250mph).

No. I just see a crab leg

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

“R-420"

You could almost say it...

<<puts on sunglasses>>>

....Went up in smoke

YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

More like Caramello amirite?

The fact gawker is so against this tells me it was the right choice.

I guess the driver took the car’s power (puts on sunglasses), for granite.

Sounds like the crew’s relationship is on the rocks.

Saw that in a movie once.

I read “pooped champagne.” That would be pretty fucking amazing.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

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