CAcoalminer
CAcoalminer
CAcoalminer

Very obviously his caribouty.

The proper term is “tractor rap”

The most awkward was the wedding where I got set on fire.

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Anecdotal evidence: one member of my household constantly reaches out for hugs, and is fearfully rejected. Another just settles in and patiently waits for the cuties to willingly and eagerly come, and they come often, even those who live in other parts of the neighborhood.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

You know the point of selling things is to turn a profit, right? Anyone who did their homework would know to try and get more than $2k off the MSRP of a hail damaged car.

I know thts dumb, you know thats, why even waste your time

Also, the man loves yogurt so much that he wears a life vest to prevent himself from drowning in yogurt.

Don’t worry. We’re only watching it to see something that looks more high maintenance than a Lamborghini.

Covering the headlights while driving should be illegal.

Two things.

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

I’m guessing Mr. Lawn liked to beat around the bush.

you think bill was the only one sleeping around?

And with any luck, it never will have belonged to a president.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.