Anyone else think parking a Porsche that close to water without any sort of curb is Risky Business?

Why would they want an inferior engine in their halo cars?

It was sad, contradictory, and hilarious, all at the same time.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Pfffft. I’m 6'0" vertical in the 50s.

If half the people complaining about the look of this thing could actually afford one, Nissan would make enough money to build each one a custom body so they would stfu.

If it was four years old, Deadspin wouldn’t write about it.

“If Texas doesn’t [fold LHN] in X number of years, they’re going to be in the Pac-12 or SEC,” Gundy said. “If that’s what they want, keep riding this horse. If you don’t want that, you better make some changes or it’s going to happen whether you like it or not.”

Just stay out of my slipstream bro. Should be legal.

I’m not a motorcycle person at all but I don’t consider this a safety concern. I’m assuming that the impact of this technology can only be felt by those trying to slipstream off the Ducati in front of it. Therefore, if the rider feels uncomfortable about being in the slipstream of the Ducati then he can just avoid it…

No, you don’t. New team, started from scratch and not some sort of legacy team passed from billionaire to billionaire, earns points in its debut race. That’s impressive regardless of country of origin. That it is an American team means that we’re just going to be obnoxious about it, because we have a huge chip on our…

First crash of the day at Fontana.

#blessed

But how are the $1500 floor mats? We need to know.

40: 4.79

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

The real lesson learned:

“My chipped Camaro will do 200.”