I love you like I'd love the royal baby if it had been a girl.

And so on.

You know what this means: Future Duchess of Cambridge North West?! IDK, IDK! Just throwin' it out there, guys.

Is anyone else horrifically scared of pregnancy and childbirth? I read about all the things that happen to your body before, during, and after, and it's one of the significant reasons that have determined why I don't want kids.

I'm not saying that this article isn't called for, but I would also ADORE it if someone wrote an article entitled "How to be Religious Without Being a Dick".

Girl, you and I are probably the same age. Stop with the high school bullshit.

HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!

Whoa!! Stop the ice cream truck right there. Corgis are lovely, lovely animals. Plus, if you get a Swedish Valhund, you get a corgi that looks like a wolf. GOOD GOD.

"He Could Have Been Saved"

I just don't know.

F train represent

Good rule of thumb: Anyone willing to stick their face into hairy bits of my body gets to voice an opinion about said hair.

Who cares about the tattoo, is she putting on Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker? Get it, girl.

Why yes, it is a picture of someone's face and upper torso.

Seems to be a direct hit against "Tumblr fangirls." I will admit that at 25, that site regularly gives me a case of "the olds."

Kinda like this Titus Andronicus punk cover version — more of a Sex Pistols/Ramones feel to it:

But he's absolutely breathtaking!

Do you really think she was only possibly "in on" the joke and not its instigator? I mean, have you seen any interviews of this woman? She's awesome.

OMG, I seriously could not love her more.