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I've heard so too, and I work in a makeup-centric industry. But I've also accidently used hairspray on my pits, and that shit is sticky! So I would never put it on my face... on purpose.

Eyebrows are very underrated. That and wearing blush. It kind of bothers me when I see people wearing full make-up, but no type of blush or bronzer for emphasis.

"I made her call my teachers and argue about the Fs that I'd receive quite frequently."

Rugby players do get laid like tile. My ex bf played rugby and was probably the hottest dude I've ever banged.

Ugh, I hate how handsome some of these guys are. My first reaction to the pic was "Rugby players! HAWT!!!" and then, "Ugh, sexist, scummy misogynists"

Teenagers with tumblr accounts.

Cld it be that Solange'd ticket sale did not go as planned? Hmmmm

I spent a ridiculous time trying to articulate how much I agree with you about cyclist booty and I'm pretty sure "Dat azz" about sums it up.

I'm 29 and love it, and my sister is 26 and was similarly obsessed. You were too young. :(

There should be a Michael Pitt Library so we can borrow him for 2 weeks at a time.

Looks like the tabs are really making use of Arrested Development's "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" software.

Au contraire, mon ami! I like to get a good grip on the booty while I'm getting fucked. Make sure it's in to the hilt, knowhattamean?

UM, I'll be in my bunk.

don't say I never gave ya nothin'.

This is not attractive. This looks like a diaper with a load in it.

She's bringing straight up umpire realness.

Are you kidding? I always wear a bejeweled catcher's mask and feathers. Always.

This headcage will be perfect for work.

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

"I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."