There was the one that made me look like a boy when I was 13, so much so that my Art teacher called me "Mike" (not my name).

You guys. This dress. You have no idea the impact this dress had on my ideas of fashion and/or propriety at the tender age of 8. How is she concealing her underwear? What do you mean she isn't wearing any underwear???? Why is this red dress so incredibly fascinating and yet simultaneously repellent? Explain these…

I wanted a crimper, so, so badly in 1988. My mother promised me that she was doing me a favour by prohibiting one in her household. She would show me pictures of herself a scant six years earlier with a really bad perm and say, "Do you want pictures of you looking as bad as this following you around for the rest of…

The horror of that dress drove Ducky to be on Two and a Half Men.

My prom dress junior year was ruched down the center and then had a tulle mermaid pouf at the bottom. It was also iridescent. I wish I had a picture.

Justin Bieber's always doing something baggy in the back.

Girls best be bringing their Diva Cups to throw! You know they don't know about those!

I've had a bunch of women tell me that. I'm not long but I'm wide and...I'm telling you, intercourse is just one form sex. Pay attention to your partner and, my god, ask her/him what they like and *fireworks* will likely ensue.

You had the biggest Queen sized asshole in the world?

Not-really-related:

"I knew him first. Therefore, I reserve the right to cuddle with him, call him up at all hours of the nights, and reminisce about our sexual encounters. But we are JUST FRIENDS, which means that if you get at all uncomfortable with how close we are, you're just a crazy, jealous bitch."

She sounds like the kind of ex we all dread. It's almost like she's threatening the future girlfriends/wives of Dominic Cooper. "If you don't accept me, I will make your life hell."

It kind of looks like the one girl is in a body suit made of nylon.

You are not invisible.

a) it was a joke, genius.

Even better.

Nobody puts leftover Chinese in tupperware.

Aww, I think Declan is a nice name!

Once my husband and I were on a plane, and the in-flight magazine had an article about baby sea turtles. He was reading it and showed it to me. I said, "Did you know they crawl toward the brightest light they see, and sometimes that's hotel lights and they get confused?" and started crying. Safe to say this video is…