It's called being black. It is a GREAT anti-wrinkle treatment.

Sounds like a plan. To solidify this deal, I leave you with this gift.

I am really sad for myself that your mention of Hart of Dixie made me go, "Ohhhhh right! That's how I know that name."

Heh, I still remember the whole Steve and Kayla saga. From like twenty five years ago. What's that? Use my brain for Euclidian Geometry? No thanks, I need the space to remember when they were trapped under that building and Steve was trying to teach Kayla poker and she showed him she had a bunch of jacks and he…

It's what Marmee calls Jo in Little Women!!!

Def Young and Restless.

Callie and EGR totally pranked us.

Am I the only person who panics when she can't get a sweaty sports bra off? It gets all rolled up across my back and shoulders. It's like I'm trapped in the thing and it's all I can do to stop racing for scissors to free myself.

I find Jennifer Lopez unfortunate.

That marine— hubba hubba

Alex Minsky makes my heart go pitterpat and say things to myself like "golly gee" and fan my face. Gee willikers that man...

Your boyfriend looks deeelicious!

Heavy flower here. Doubling up with tampons and pads are all that saves me from having to go buy new underwear every day of my period. I'll keep them, thank you very much.

I'll always remember her as the host of the Style Network's The Look for Less. I watched that show when I was 11/12 or so (I LOVED Style Network back then).

Hey, in case the triggering is causing a wee bit of backsliding, this Internet Stranger just wants to affirm that you were courageous, brave, and incredible strong to be able to leave such a shitty situation, and abusers' ability to manipulate not just their partners, but all the people in their lives, is one of their…

Just reading his statements is enough to trigger me. He sounds just like my ex. He managed to convince a few people that I broke his heart when I left him, after several years of being treated like shit on the bottom of a shoe. They asked me why I would leave him, not knowing it took every ounce of courage I had. It…

times JB has been a douche

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Sure. And I'll be judgey mcjudge pants about the utter waste and consumerism of the .1%. I'm under no obligation to be nice about her decision.

The nanny's hustle game is strong.