Kate's face is magical. I had to force myself to stop looking at it.

So I discriminate. Sue me.

I've been told many a time that I talk like a sailor or a trucker, and you can bet your ass I could swear fucking circles around that ball-toting dinosaur.

My husband is forever trying to get me to play bocce ball, but I don't understand the point. I'd rather just repeatedly kick his ass in cornhole or ping pong or something.

Yeah, because it takes so much stamina to play bocce. Maybe in the funkin' desert? These guys have obviously never played with my girlfriends. We would put their "blue" language to shame... and don't even get me started on what happens during a rousing game of corn hole.

Exactly. Because if there's any women on the planet that are sensitive flowers, it's New Yorkers who are likely to be of Italian heritage.

Men create men-only clubs not because they think they are superior, but because they know that they are not. These apes don't know how to talk to a woman and they certainly don't know how to lose to one. Get in there, ladies! Be more vulgar then them! Scratch your vaginas and adjust your bras in front of them! If only…

"We don't want any ladies touching our balls! Shit...wait, that's not what I meant!"

We had that issue in our family, but it was horseshoes. One of the uncles was all "sweetie, you're a girl and horseshoes are heavy!"

They have a point. If a player gets excited and accidentally swears in front of a lady, they'll have to suspend the game when she faints to run and get smelling salts.

All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah the feminists are winning, and I'm going to be dead soon."

Right? She looks gorgeous in all these pictures.

This is totally off topic but DAMN I love her makeup in this picture! <3 <3

Obligatory.

Didn't one of the members of L7 pull out her tampon onstage and throw it into the crowd at one of their shows?

Christ almighty. Why not just paint a great big vulva on the thing and have done with it?

That's why my son sleeps on his side (supervised!) for naps, and has since day one. I switch sides too. Tummy time is great, but they spend so much time sleeping I wanted another option.

Plus she wrote Party in the USA so if we all stop pretending we don't like that song, I think we can show a little respect.

I'm genuinely curious why every mention of Jessie J on Jezebel is accompanied by unwarranted snark. She's fairly well known in the UK and if she isn't in the US, America isn't exactly the cultural center of the universe. People are allowed to be famous in other countries without pointless American ethnocentric sarcasm.

When I was a teenager, I spilled mustard on a black and white-patterned bathing suit. (Naturally the stain landed on the white part.) When it didn't come out, I bought some yellow Rit dye, and was able to get another year (and newish looking suit) out of it. I'm still proud of myself for that one.