I heard she got them a fucking Mason jar candle. Who does that?
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But what if the sister only got them a gift basket?! Or worse—100$?!
Take a friend's giant barn, add some cheap paper lanterns, lots of booze and some bbq and you've got my wedding. Which coincidentally was OFF. THE. HOOK. I don't get the urge some people have to spend oodles of money on what amounts to a single evening.
I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?
Dermatitis Margaritis!
It's like a modern day Shroud of Turin.
Also, Jesus, why a big mac? Shouldn't she just started with a cheeseburger or a kid's meal? Man, it's like having your first drink be everclear.
Lentil & Lindsay are my neighbors!
Not only did I watch it, but I watched it with my then teen-aged daughter AND we talked about it. For us, it was a natural progression from when we religiously watched Gilmore Girls every Tuesday night. It was like, our thing, y'know? And we unanimously agree that Seasons 1 and 2 were the best. She was in college…
For some women it can be hard, and painful, to wear flats after years of heel wearing. Something to do with the arch. My sister has the same problem.
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When I think of Sookie, I think of Jean Ralphio describing his sister Mona Lisa. She's the WOOOOOOORST!
You just know he's never heard of taking it slow, either. He's one of those guys who brags about how fast he can thrust because he thinks that and dick size are the only measures of how good a man is at doing the sex.
...And when he comes, he sings about how good he is in bed.
Sorry, but there is no way on earth that Gaston knows what a clitoris is, let alone where it's located. Plus, he wants to get married tomorrow and have a million kids, so I bet he whines about using a condom on top of everything.
Personally, I never saw what he saw in Belle. He had identical triplets running after him. Dude. Pick one of them, not the woman who has absolutely no interest in you or, really, anything other than books and keeping her dad from killing himself.
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I got a new car as a push present, but only because my husband totaled mine 12 hours after I shit out his kid.
It's like a Brazilian wikileaks