Is it just me, or is it creepy to describe a fathers day gift as "a personal expression of your passion"? I mean, it's my dad, man. Gross.

I named my French Bulldog Bacon, because everybody loves Bacon.

Haha. I totes hit the pole on my first attempt at the parallel park on the driving test. Now I am a badass of parallel parking a giant truck in Seattle, though. I've come a long way, baby.

amiright?

More like Sharon Teat.

Thanks for that. I had seen Marion with that updo on another website but the photo was a close-up, focussing only on her hair and make-up, without showing the gown.

PREACH. I didn't say she needed a pixie cut, all I said is that she should cut those fried, dead ends off. They are not doing her any favors.