Chances are, both of them came home drunk and coked out of their mind and got into a fight and beat the shit out of each other.

I kinda hope it's real, haha. So many actresses don't get tats (super visible ones anyway) because they have to be covered up for roles haha. I remember when Kristin Bauer from True Blood got that giant tattoo on her shoulder and I read in an interview that apparently she was supposed to get permission from HBO before…

A lot of my friends who I chat about TV shows/nerd shit with are moms, but I think that has a lot to do with the fact that I am 28 and well, a lot of my friends are married and have babies/toddlers. I am not married and have no children... all this video made me feel was REEEEAAAAAALLY single. Haha.

I've found that most dudes I know hate costume things (parties, Halloween, etc) unless it involves "dressing up" as someone cool from a movie or sports related or a pirate, which for most dudes I know is basically the non-costume, since it involves little effort.

Like, as in, penis-in-vagina-probably.

I have insanely thick, big loose curls. I can only wear it down though when my hair is longer than my shoulders, because otherwise it shrinks up and is WAY too fluffy. It hasn't been long like that though in years. I'm currently growing it out so I can just wash it, throw some product in to tame it, and let it air…

Um, my current hair looks like this... Only it's navy.

I have half wavy/half curly hair and I knew how to straighten it with a round brush (flat irons were not great around then or expensive as fuck). However I had THE THICKEST HAIR IN THE WORLD and it was probably not an idea haircut for someone with as much hair as me.

Yeah, go to practically any thrift store or vintage store. Do you have a friend who sews? If it fits weird, see if he/she can alter it a bit to fit better.

I remember watching this moving and thinking the two original dresses were way better than this mess she made. Hein.

I wish you had a picture too. My prom dress was kinda boring. It was spaghetti strap and it was black and had little black beads all over it and it was chiffon and it had an elastic cinched in waist and I wore a skinny gold snake belt with it. I mean I was cute, and it's totally something I'd probably wear now too.…

Did you have any other unfortunate hairstyles growing up? My mom successfully talked me out of getting a perm, but I did have crispy bangs at one point and "The Rachel".

I have a star shaped hair crimper. It's baby pink. It's most def from the late 80s.

I'm also a straight lady and I was the only girl in the bridal party at my gay pals wedding. I got a rad grey suit and had it professionally tailored to fit my lady frame. I looked awesome. I love bow ties.

OMG. My co-worker and I were talking about this at SXSW. Every girl had basically denim underwear on. It was a sea of Never Nudes. Also, they're like mom-jean style jeans turned into cut offs, so they're attractive on NO ONE. High-waisted, bunchy jeans, so high cut I felt bad for ALL of the strangled vaginas. My…

Dude, you so right for this.

I was talking about people on the Navy Seal track, and I was referencing it based on my friend's husband's experience.

I really like her and I think she's super pretty. What was that movie she was in recently with Tom Cruise? I can't remember the name but I remember half watching/paying attention to it when it was on at my friends house. They made her look like some dumpy, middle aged mom in that movie. She's normally so cute.

THANK YOU. I am the 25th. February birthday's fucking suck. No one ever wants to go out, it's always the most brutally cold month, it's either snowing or raining or both, windy and shitty outside and no one wants to go out. I remember I was living in NYC and my birthday was on a Saturday and no one wanted to hang out…

Yeah, why do parents think they get input in the name? You got to name your own kids, let me name mine.

My mother is the QUEEN of making fun of people's baby names. She will find a way to make fun of a name or make a joke about it. My mom likes extremely normal names, and while she likes my cousin's names, she still…