It will probably be a middle name, but not a first name.

What's going on with his TEEFS? That's some Coneheads shit.

I'm sure your future/current kids will have wonderful names. I don't care what they are, because they're not my kids and it's not my business. L8r.

All the Project Runway girls look like they are wearing shiny nude nylon body stockings.

My friend doesn't debate things with me, he just talks to me about them and explains what he read and why he thinks it is interesting. It's more sharing than anything. I don't mind, he's a really enthusiastic, nice dude and he knows me well enough to know what things I will find interesting that he's read and what…

My friend and my cousin both were on a fucking mission to get married before they turned 30. Like they panicked about it. It's all they talked about. Both of them got married before 30, both to super nice dudes, but still, they treated getting married like if it didn't happen by 30, it wasn't going to happen. It was…

I don't mind left overs, I just don't have time to eat them fast enough usually. I'll mean to take them to work with me and forget, and then I'll decide to eat it for dinner, but I'll go out last minute or go over a friend's house, and this happens enough times where by the time I do remember them, they are fridge…

Sister is legit on my friend's birth certificate and she has a last name that makes her whole name kind of hilarious. She fucking rocks that shit. She works in advertising and makes good money.

They are the children of celebrities. They're gonna grow up to be actresses/actors/"DJs"/designers/musicians/artists. I know people with way weirder names than Ace and Cricket (I still can't with Apple though).

My older cousin had a Cricket doll. She (my cousin) was a mean bitch and used to force me to watch horror movies with her and was an all around brat. One night, after forcing me to watch both Pet Cemetery and Chucky, we were asleep in her room (I was 7, she was 10), I turned on Cricket (which hilariously had a Michael…

I have no problem with Cricket, honestly. It's a real old school name. Like real old. Birdie, the name of her other kid, was like, a top 200 name in the 1890s/1900s. Birdie and Cricket scream THE SOUTH to me. I had so many friends in Georgia with either weird family nicknames or just flat out weird names (I have a…

I won't rat you out if you wont rat me out. :(

Her character name was Christine. Cricket was a nickname. I hate that I know this.

Also, Hart of Dixie on the CW? The Young & the Restless?

[McConaughey bongos.]

Boob nickname tally in this article: knockers, titslinger, sweaterpuppies, gazongas.
Well done. I wish you would have subbed "yabos" instead of knockers, though.

Also, I think there is a special rule per branch. I know the Navy is more strict on tattoos, but I think it's for dudes on the Navy Seal track. Tattoos in the military have a long history.

I've met ONE who wasn't an asshole, and he's rad. He will def do as the PP said and read Satre and can't wait to tell you about it, but it's mostly because he's a giant fucking nerd and just wants to talk to someone about it, even if you haven't read it. He doesn't talk to you about it in a condescending way, just in…

Hahaha. √+