Oh HELLO, Alex Minsky... That dude is a babe.

Uh, my pal was in the Army and he is COVERED in tattoos... I think the only rule is that they can't be derogatory/sexist/racist or anti-government/military... I think there is something about no neck tattoos or tattoos on your hands (which my co-worker now has now that he's not in the Army), but his arms/back/chest…

Wait, so the water in her hair evaporates as it dries, turns into humidity, which their air conditioning turns into condensation and then their water processing system turns it into drinking water? SPACE, GUYS.

Jennifer Lopez's facial expression on the cover of W is... unfortunate. She looks like she was caught off guard or has to poop. Or just got a whiff of a fart.

1. This looks awesome.
2. LOLing at you decorating it like your boyfriend's face.
3. Your boyfriend is real cute. You go, gurl.

"Interact with your fluid"? What the fuck am I supposed to do? Sit on a mossy rock? I'll take a tampon, thank you.

Uh, okay. Not my point.

Duuuuuuuuuuude. My old roommate works in fashion. She used to bring me to parties with her and like... fashion people are THE WORST. I work in the music industry and I thought those people were bad (they are) but FASHION people, Jesus.

Dude, I barely make $2000 a month. $6000... AS AN INTERN? Get out of here.

LOL. This story.

Has she always had tattoos? I never noticed them before.

Dude, right? Bocce ball is not THAT hard. You can play it on Wii. Get out of here, asshole country club dicks...

They want to be macho…

"I remember one unusually direct comment from a women who told me, 'It's too bad you can't earn as much as your wife so she can be the one to stay home.' I don't mind the assumption about earning potential, but I do mind the one about my wife being the preferred at-home parent."

My cousin was bald (well, peach fuzzy) until she was like, a year and a half. We called her Eggy (because we're assholes). She definitely had a "girl" face though. She got hair real fast though around age 2.

Uh, I'm not. I'm referring to your comment that Jez writers have celebs they love to hate and make snarky asshole comments about them. Lighten up, Francis.

Being a snarky asshole works better on Dlisted. On Dlisted it's funny. Here it's just high school bitchy.

Side note: can we talk about dudes and Jager? I don't get it. It's foul. I work at a bar and at the end of the night the smell of stewing Red Bull and Jager makes me wretch. I can't even stand the smell of it when someone gets a shot of it near me. And I drink Fernet on the regs.

I fell down the steps on the subway once when it was raining and they were slick and busted my chin and got blood all over my favorite pants. I thought it would never come out, especially because when I did finally get home, I put the pants in a bag and I was so bruised and sore for days I didn't get to wash them for…

Yeah, people get all butt hurt when they think you are copying their wedding. I'd do it anyway. It's within your budget and what you are looking for. She already got married, she doesn't have claim to it haha. Congrats!