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They found him on 20th and Biltmore! I was convinced my coworker stole him.

I was told I was "too old" to get the vaccine when I was 25. Not sure if it has anything to do with age or maybe they assumed at 25 that I had already been slutting it up for years and it was too late.

A PUSH PRESENT? Y'all can fuck right off. Isn't the BABY the reward?

I'm straight and I live in a city with a pretty big, out and open gay community. About 1/4 of my coworkers are gay/lesbians/queer/bi. I often get invited to DJ at LGBT events with pals who are gay.

Agreed. I go to gay clubs only when invited by gay pals. And you're right, they shouldn't be treated as novelties, and to help that, a lot of gay clubs in the city I live in don't allow bachelorette parties and stuff.

Bacon is so cute! I love frenchies. My friend's bulldogs are named Donut and Cheese. I like pets with food names.

Also, good guitarists don't really impress me. I'm more impressed by awesome drummers. YAWN.

He has technical skills to play guitar well. I'll give you that. And that's it. His actual songs though, are bland and unimaginative. It's a musical wet fart.

1. All those dudes look better with a beard except Leo, because it's not a goddamn beard, it's a goatee, which are douchey as fuck.

Yeah, most dresses I try on fit more like tunics. Finding a cute, mid-thigh dress is hard as shit. I'm 5'10" and while my legs are a "normal" inseam for someone my height, I'm all torso. Shit is always short on me. Dresses, t-shirts, sleeves, etc. But even as a kid, shorts that I'd buy were always "too short" for

Nicole Richie is so pretty.

It's probably because you are used to seeing her like this (photo below). Then pounds of eye-make up, lots of fake lashes, tons of eyeliner. I think her face looks GREAT in the photo above. More natural looking.

Uh, it's really not hard.

I saw some dick on a penny-farthing bike like, a month ago, and I got an instant case of the ragies.

I just hated Judy because of that one episode where she says she didn't want her drivers license because she was an actor and above driving and that the driving instructor had no imagination and decided to travel by unicycle. Hipster bitch. In the end, she admitted she didn't pass the test because he can't parallel

Yeah it's a bow and arrow. Babetown.

Sharon Tate was a babe. :(

I think Sharon Tate is prettier than Liz Taylor. Liz is pretty, but I never thought she was ALL THAT.

Well, her hair and makeup are usually on point. Homegirl has a real pretty face. I like the dress. It's the same color pallet as the one she wore to the Met Gala but this one is more interesting. The back color panels are pretty as well.