She doesn't need to cut it all off. She needs a trim though. As a non-famous person, if that were my hair, I'd be making a call to get an inch off. Her ends are dead and gnarly.

"These jokes are usually both unfunny and tiresome."

I'm personally fine with it. It would be nice to see her look like a 33 year old woman than a 33 year old woman trying to look like a 23 year old twee girl.

Beacause male comedians never make dick jokes...

Oooh yeah. My friend is a model. She's "21"... aka 26.

I don't think she did anything to her face. Her bangs are side-swept now (thank god, the big babydoll bangs had to GO) and her makeup is different. Plus I think her face is finally starting to age a little bit. I definitely started noticing that my face has been changing as I get older.

Twee dress, ballet flats nightmare.

Plus her kid has sickle cell disease :(

I come from a giant Irish family who are always in your goddamn business. You got a speeding ticket on 95 last week? The whole family knows by the end of the day and when you see them a week later, each of them tells their own story about their speeding ticket and how you have to be careful around that stretch because…

Well for us, the intern was part of the Music Business program, which is a certificate, and it is a requirement that they have an internship in the music industry to complete their certificate. It's 10 hours a week, whenever they want to do it (most kids did Tu/Th for 5 hours or split it up M/W/F, instead of going to…

An paid internship where you get school credit and only have to be there 10-12 hours a week is fine (which is what we did at the company I used to work for), but I had some who wanted me there 15-30 hours a week, which is major bullshit.

Sounds like a bummer of a party. 1920s theme I can maybe see, but Great Gatsby themed? Hope there is no hit-and-run or murder/suicide involved. Downer party.

My coworker is 5'5 and constantly bitches about how she is too short. I think it's because both her sisters are 5'11 and 6'0, but I'm 5'10 and I wish I was a little shorter. It sometimes drives me nuts because it's not like she's WAY short, 5'5 - 5'7 is average, right?

That's totally understandable, especially when you're stressing you just want their presence, you don't care about them spending money. I currently have a friend who is being a little (scratch that, a MAJOR) bridezilla and it's putting me off even wanting to go to her wedding.

Yeah, one of my really good friends got married in a super tiny town in Colorado. I lived in NYC at the time. There was no way I was going to be able to take off work to fly into an airport 4 hours from the town (the closest airport) and find a ride there, for a reasonable about of money. She was very understanding.

Um, what if someone can't come because they have other plans? A trip of their own, a work thing, a family thing, or another wedding?

My former boss is 50 and she never had kids, eats healthy, and maintains a regular work out regime (nothing too extreme, she is active though) and she looks amazing. I'd say maybe 40, but it's not like she looks 25 or something. I've had friends who looked their age or a little younger, who were in their early 30s,…

I have no problem being pale. I don't tan at all. I burn easily. I wear sunscreen every day. My mom tans (and loves being tan). I know a ton of girls from high school who used to go tanning and take shit care of their skin. I'm 28, and I look my age if not younger. A lot of the girls who went to high school with me…

I usually drink like two giant glasses of ice water before bed and pop an aspirin In the morning, I drink water, some Emergen-C and take a long shower. After that, I'm usually fine. I'll eat something like scrambled eggs or some toast. I'm not a puker. I can't remember the last time (or ever?) that I puked from…

It's RiFF RaFF and his username based off Hakeen Olajuwon.