FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Noted sociopath and kitten killer Joffrey Baratheon *cough* Lannister *cough* , first of his name has announced his intentions to enter into American politics after watching the Colbert Report.

Or how about baby pandas smiling while being weighed?

That guy won't stop texting my booty. For real, this is ridic. My booty's texting charges for this month are insane. I don't even know what to do. Everything I say or ask falls on deaf ears.

Your goal? Survive.

HEY NICK CARTER. I'M THINKING ABOUT CUTTING MY HAIR.

Oh, my God! This clip is viewable outside the United States!

::sigh:: thank you, Jumper.

"Someone please send Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Gina DeJesus out to the world's most relaxing and luxurious spa."

You can be both. In my previous line of work "Holocaust victim" and "Holocaust survivor" are both used. It sounds weird, but taking away one's victimhood can be really upsetting for them, because it (in a sense) denies the horrible, horrible things they went through. Focusing onlyon the triumph of their victory of…

As a psychologist quoted by NBC News noted, Castro's death by his own hand was probably a "slap in the face" for his victims

Hey! We play this game all the time in my house. In our game, Burt gets on the floor and thinks she's a lion who needs Vodka to fight a magic wizard. If she crawls over to you and screams at you to go get her some Vodka, and you can do it without crying about what she said about your mom, you win! We call it 'Burt…

I discovered that Lego System and Duplo bricks were intercompatible YEARS AGO! She is the Edison to my Tesla! D:

I want a God Hates Bags bag!

The one where his face is joyously smooshed into the sand just kills me.

I really, really hope that Amanda gets the help she needs. Undiagnosed, untreated mental illness can kill, and no one deserves that sort of suffering. I'm praying that they can find a medication cocktail that can relieve her symptoms so she can get her life back.

That 3rd pose is EVERYTHING. I am so tired of that pigeon toed slack jawed, open mouthed, "broken doll" shit. I hope more celebrities adopt something like this. It's empowering to see.

Mandy Moore .. I don't even know what she's up to these days but she is a really classy, likable person. And I'm sad that she is sad (I was already sad today for similar, but not-DJ AM-related reasons).