DO NOT ASK HIM BEFOREHAND. Honestly, it's right there in the FAQ.

Omg. Fuck. that. bee.

Don't worry. This exists:

Given the frequency with which I use this gif, I'm going to have to be #TeamToby

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

Joe Mande, whoever you are, well done.

AND...I don't know who Joe Mande is, but I lol'ed.

I HATE the dailymail.... and yet I can't seem to stop checking it everyday ;-(

So does Betty White.

Wait..which one is the dress again?

I'm not your guy, pal.

I'm not your friend, guy.

I'm not your buddy, friend.

Wow. So you're into rape. Hope you never go to prison.

There's something really humiliating about a conspiracy theory that can be squarely disproved by a Mitchell and Webb sketch.

Donna! Don't hang out with them, they're THE WORST!

For anyone who hasn't looked into it before, you should absolutely check out The Bugle. It's probably my favorite comedy podcast at the moment. John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman have an amazing rapport with each other, and make for a show that's every bit as funny as Oliver's Daily Show stint has been. And dare I say, for…

I see your cat gently caressing your shoulder and ...

Still her fault. A real lady acts with decorum and is fully clothed at all times. Unless her boyfriend/husband/father/misc male relative/owner doesn't want her to. But then she still needs to do... something... because this hacker couldn't help himself.