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It's an opinion piece. You understand the point of blogs right?

Waiting for the avalanche of "How dare you use your soapbox to berate one dad and his kid for something that isn't even your business" comments.

What's up with the "sic" when literally nothing was spelled wrong? I also never said bro-frat, what the fuck does that even mean?

Oh I have no argument that there's fault in the world. From reading the Deadspin versions it sounds like she spend the first half of the game trash talking and then when her team started losing, OU fans started trash talking. Her son challenged them to a fight. They challenged back, she jumped across rows to fight…

Agreed that they're all terrible, but I kind of root for her in this scenario just because I'm awed by her self confidence.

This 50/50 shit is pathetic. There is fault in the world and it does and can fall on one side.

Definitely everyone involved it a crazy asshole -

Yeah, I have no idea what the context is—but I was quite satisfied watching this and thinking back to every moment I wanted to do exactly this after dealing with this specific kind of dickbaggery, but didn't, because of you know, police.

They both seem like terrible people to me. She seems like one of those heinous Dance Mom types who doesn't have the sense to not get drunk and violent at a football game when children are nearby. They seem like overprivileged bro-frat jerks. It's a match made in hell.

The Applebee's in question is Canadian, so this makes perfect sense.

Mummies would always have enough toilet paper. The list should include "butt wiper."

Can people please stop calling their husbands "hubby?" That would be great, thanks.

What a little sweetheart. So adorable.

Not to be (excessively) snarky, but if they're working it out privately, why should we care?

Facebook was originally developed for use by College students. It was never meant for the teens.

Me too! I was terrible at casual sex...except for this one hot bartender who used to come over...but otherwise, casual sex left me an emotional mess. Envied those who could do it and have fun.

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I hate all these people ...