Okay, why the hell did these people not stop the cat instead of taking video while their cat took down the tree? This seems like a bad decision.

Why the fuck would you agree to do something like that.?

Maybe click the hyperlink, genius.

But it is.

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.

I'm no vet but my knowledge of human anatomy makes me super confused as to how that cat is not dead...

Do you admit that shaving, showering, mowing the yard, disposing of waste of all kinds, and the like are lies? Or do you walk around hairy, naked, smelling of BO and poo?

You only feel tricked because you're so fucking stupid.

There was a big fire in my apartment last month. As my roommates and I were running down the stairs we encountered this guy standing in the hallway filming it as it filled up with smoke.

A GUY IS EATING CHEESE ON THE SUBWAY?!!! FOURTEEN PICTURES. MINIMUM.

Alright, I'm gonna clutch some pearls here, so bear with me. But is that just where we are all heading...something upsetting is happening to someone in your line of vision so you just HAVE to record it? I was out front of CVS the other day when a guy got slammed to the ground in grand fashion by the police. (Never got…

Jumping beans, this song blew my socks off! Thank you sir!

Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.

Ah!!! I also run and "Firework" has gotten me through some nasty sprint intervals during training! I DO FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG, 3 MORE 4X4 's TO GO!!!

Every time some dumbfuck whiteboy says some dumbfuck whiteboy shit every other dumbfuck whiteboy calls it satire like a big dumbfuck.

Does anybody else like to imagine that The Craft was a sequel to The Worst Witch and that Fairuza Balk (Mildred Hubble) was in some sort of Witch protection program (changing her name to Nancy Downs) because Tim Curry (The Grand Wizard) became Pennywise, which is why she went crazy?

Is the header a question? Because my answer is Nancy. The answer is always Nancy.

Is there any question?

Relevant: I just mentioned in another reply how people judge fat or poor people for eating crappy foods, yet thin, privileged people eat boutique cupcakes, cronuts, and Starbucks sugar/fat bombs without nearly the side-eye or health-trolling.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.