Buttsaw2
Buttsaw2
Buttsaw2
Jan 23 2014
1

I thought the same thing at first. My parents have had so many cats over the years and not a single one of them ever enjoyed meeting and playing with strange cats. Cat park not like dog park. Many claws, many hiss.

Jan 23 2014
1

He looks so much like my ex-boyfriend's little sister. So weird.

Jan 23 2014
3

That is a much more sane and reasonable scenario! I would like him to live and learn how not to be a raging pissant buttface.

Jan 23 2014
5

Yeah, this is why I probably shouldn't post while I'm still waking up. I really meant that shit! Now, not so much.

Jan 23 2014
4

Maybe next time he'll do us a favor and wrap his car around a tree. Fuck Bieber, he's a human stain.

Jan 21 2014
5

My Dad used to have a hat like that. We went to brunch at "the club" for Mother's Day and he wore that damn hat and a leather vest. So embarrassing. It didn't work for him and it doesn't work for her.

Jan 21 2014
1

I only feel like a sociopath now when I look back on how I played the game back in the day when the Sims kids never aged. They would go from baby to kid and stay that way forever, WTF. So I would somehow get them to die in a fire or starve to death or swim themselves to death in the pool....and one time I went all Read more

Jan 21 2014
1

Man, nothing creepy has happened to me unless you count the first time someone sent me a dick pic on AOL in 1994. Oh and some dude started sending me e-mails on AOL that same year, his name was Casey and he would send me pictures and tell me about his life and shit. I was 13, he was 30 something. My parents Read more

Jan 20 2014
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What is this football you all keep talking about? I've never heard of it before.

Jan 20 2014
1

haha I'm in a downtown Denver high rise and people were doing the same thing after our win. I didn't mind the first five minutes, after that I was all "motherfuckers get off my lawn"

Jan 18 2014
1

Dude, apparently you're just another troll with self-esteem issues. MEH

Jan 17 2014
63

Sooo fat people are allowed to constantly talk about bodies that don't belong to them because they don't have the "privilege" of being thin. Is that what you're saying? And she should ditch her friends simply because they're fat? No. Just no. There's a solution, and it's for them to stop commenting on her physical Read more

Jan 17 2014
141

Not when they're expressing frustration by constantly comparing their bodies to hers.

Jan 16 2014
5

Wow, apparently Jez is now run by a bunch of fucking trolls. Slow clap?

Jan 14 2014
2

I tried subscribing to it as well, but my subscription was sold to me by a young man who claimed he used to smoke crack. I gave him $20 and never saw one magazine....I suppose it's for the best. That magazine is a piece of shit