I find that the 'Don't have sex with anybody until you figure out more shit about yourself' strategy is much better/more effective. After my last breakup (in 2009), it was 13 months before I hopped in the sack with anybody new. It was an excellent move. There were a pair of one night stands, and now a long-term…

“Money can’t buy a record deal," she says.

I would love to say Sherman comes off as articulate and well-spoken in this interview, but that would be racist. I would love to say his actions were frowned upon according to the majority, but that would be racist. I would love to say he's an idol to urban youth in an untraditional way, but that would be racist.

i would look like this in that outfit.

I enjoyed this comment.

I wonder if Nadezhda needs a place to stay?

Sure. For about an hour. Then it's murdering time.

Is it possible to enjoy playing a game like this without feeling like a sociopath?

"So You Didn't Have To"

Um, this really qualifies as a recap? You...missed some things.

I hope Gaby Hoffman becomes a permanent fixture on the show because every solid laugh I got out of the show last night was a direct result of something she did.

A friend hit me up and said Marshawn just hopped out of his Lamborghini on First Ave and the entire block erupted. Sure wish I woulda been there for that. SIGH.

Richard Sherman is America. God, I love him so.

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

THIS. It's not OK to constantly talk about another person's appearance, even if you think you're being complimentary. I have relatives who constantly point out how lean/muscular I am and it's really uncomfortable to have my body scrutinized that way. It doesn't matter that they're saying "nice" things.

Um, you seem to be spewing your own issues over this girl who really didn't say anything even remotely approaching that she thinks she's better than them or doesn't want fat friends. She wished they wouldn't fat-shame themselves and uncomfortable that they are using her as an avenue to put themselves down.

I'm not sure what your point is here, that thin people should never befriend fat people? That fat people are so hideous that nobody could ever like them?

It's not that she doesn't want fat friends. She wants friends who aren't always commenting on her body, because that's annoying no matter what the comments are. She shouldn't be guilted any more than they should be.

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.