I think the smelly water that comes out of my skin when I'm hot or nervous is gross. I think it's gross that I pee and ejaculate from the same hole. I think it's gross that my body randomly releases smells from my butt and my mouth when I eat cheese. I think it's gross that I wake up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

I cannot believe you guys are covering this advertisement (sorry, I mean "story"). This young woman has a very public history of multiple past business ventures that had something shady going on, including a) a skincare line with products that did serious damage to some customers' skin after she LIED about the…

Alive hours before she died... Mind = BLOWN.

Seriously - if a medical doctor tells you they bumped their arm, do you believe they are saying it's "data"?

I totally agree. I hate that freaking lyric too. That is what drives me crazy. Folks act like he is the first rapper to speak on homosexuality at all and they think that he is the first to support it.

"Same Love" is a stupid fucking song in the exact same way that, say, "Firework" by Katy Perry or "Born This Way" by Gagz are stupid fucking songs. They are contrived and are needlessly elevated to greatness. His flow is wack, which is whatever. The song plays with too many White Savior tropes to be any kinda good.…

Seize feels deeply uncomfortable with the penal system, part 407: watching a young afroamerican male be sentenced to hard labor.

Sad. It reminds me of a time when a kid in this group i was leading admitted to being physically abused by his girlfriend and the other people started laughing, until another kid talked about how his mother beat him. Abuse against men by women isn't funny. It's disgusting to see people comment that way. It also says…

Are people really fans of Macklemore's music? I'm not trying to be a butthead, I just wanna know. My niece keeps blasting Same Love and I am gonna jump off of a tall building if I have to hear it one more time.

Way to go guys! First you give him a stroke and now 1000 hours of hard labor! That'll teach him for shit he did four years ago that dozens of male celebrities have done and completely gotten away with!

This may be the first time ever that I feel someone has been too hard on Chris Brown. I'm uncomfortable with the feeling.

Okay, I'm about to share with you the single greatest gift the internet has given me. For context: my best friend and I are mildly obsessed with the rise and glorious decline of JC Chasez. I can elaborate on this at length, but for now suffice it to say that years ago we had a drunken epiphany that he was the worst…

I have such bad commute rage (walking, biking, driving, public transit) I would not be able to handle this. At all! I can barely keep it together on trains when there's a Cubs game, I might turn into some kind of Hulk if this happened to or from work.

Alice Walker has repeatedly crossed the line between legitimate criticism of Israeli government policy and outright anti-semitism. The donors didn't forbid her from attending; they just weren't willing to pay for her to do so. I don't think they should be faulted for that. Additionally, if she felt so strongly about…

You mean like the article she wrote about being bullied when she was doing plenty of bullying herself? And then the article itself was a form of cyber-bullying?

What the hell is the patriarchy supposed to do if women don't have heads and schedules full of trying to make their bodies acceptable? Huh? THINK ABOUT THE POOR PATRIARCHY AND ITS NEEDS FOR ONCE, YOU SELFISH BITCH.

Kendrick Lamar...Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale, Pusha T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky...Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller... Joe Budden

For your next dinner party, impress your guests with ipads for plates. If your screensaver is a picture of the meal; even better! Nothing is less calories than digital food.

1. Buy $300 scarf.

Dear David Spade,