I will still call them terrible names because I feel like the internet exists for the sole purpose of allowing me to be an overly judgmental bitch!

Those kids look like overprivileged white boys - the worst kind of asshole. I watched the video this morning and internally cheered. Go lady! Kick that smug fucker in his smug little face!

This whole scenario is playing out like MATANGO in my mind. These people will be giant dick shaped mushroom monster by the time their rescuers arrive.

I don't know. My best friend has a Shiba and I love him and all but he can be such a dainty little asshole. Whenever I dog sat him he would always like, do a handstand and try to piss on my awesome little terrier mix while we were outside. He never snuggles and seems to disapprove of everything. He would wiggle his…

Ditto! I've read her other two books - Dark Places and Sharp Objects - and felt the same way about those as well. And the endings to all three books completely sucked, especially Dark Places.

Not me, I just use it to post pictures of my dog in sweaters, my dog pooping, my dog peeing, or some random observations made around town throughout the day (i.e. lady drinking Steel Reserve under an overpass at 9AM, angry guy at DMV with plumber's butt, etc)

So true, it's a very serious surgery! Two of my Dad's employees had the surgery - both had a myriad of physical AND mental problems afterwards. One of them wasn't even obese when she had the surgery!

I was never big on it. Either I'd wake up the next morning like "WHO IS THIS DISGUSTING BEAST NEXT TO ME" or I'd get banged by some hot dude and be all obsessed with him. There was never a happy medium.

Is that puke on the carpet behind RIhanna?

My MIL and I took her indoor Siamese out into the backyard one summer afternoon and the poor cat just sat there ripping grass out of the yard like a maniac. Usually he saved that vicious treatment for his own fur (like if you were ignoring him, he'd start ripping out his own fur) but was apparently very bothered by…

Not to sound like a jerk, but I'm not sure what your perceived conventional attractiveness has to do with the rest of your story.

That man is a worthless piece of whore-trash. I hope nothing but awful things have happened to him ever since.

People are so awful when they fly. I was on a plane ride home from Michigan once; I boarded and took my seat in the aisle. There was an elderly man in the middle seat next to me and an elderly man in the middle seat across the aisle. These guys were traveling together. The guy across the way was like "You're…

Well, that was obnoxious.

My Mom's lawyer friend was fat-shamed at Macy's. She went in to buy some new clothes for her new position as a high-powered attorney making like $200K a year and when she asked the clerk at Macy's where the plus-size section was, the clerk rolled her eyes and said "We don't cater to larger sizes." Stupid bitch. (Yes…

BECAUSE YOUTUBE

The owner is a dumbass for not putting a stop to that sooner. LOL CATS

I am almost jealous of the reactive dogs. My dog was sitting right next to me when I played this and all he did was stop licking my feet. No ears perked up for anything, he's such a lame-o.

Seriously.

I am so going to miss Charlie. He was adorable.