I haven't been able to drink like I used to since I was 26 or 27. I am 32 now and three beers in one night will completely destroy me the following day, even if I drink a shit ton of water before bed. Therefore I do not agree with this nonsense!

I like to eat while I'm pooping in public restrooms.

Ooh what sort of shit does he put up with?

I've had cats like that. You just need to find a sweet male cat at the Humane Society so you'll have at least one kitty who loves you.

I'm cool with this. Fuck pageants.

That doctor is a horrible bitch! What the bloody fuck...

That's so sad :(

I don't like wearing skirts because I'm like....what if my ass starts to sweat? The sweaty ass smell will be noticeable to all. I used to work with a chick who always wore really tight skirts every day and in the summer months, she always smelled like old Taco Bell by the end of the day.

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Note to self: ride Bart more when in San Francisco

All unfunny jest aside, I did really enjoy my time there. I had different expectations when I first moved there to go to school and wound up loving it. I wish I had spent more time in the surrounding areas instead of spending all my time in Midtown...

I lived in Midtown for three years and always felt completely safe thanks to the WSU police presence. A homeless man did show me his penis, once, but no fluids were excreted onto me during the flashing. <3 DETROIT!

The new Miss New York looks like the sort of bitch who would say a thing like that. Stupid crazy eyed jerk.....

I don't know what to say besides I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

I am so fucking happy that things like Instagram and Facebook did not exist in the Clueless days. I had some dial-up AOL shit going on in 1995, twas wholesome and glorious (well, wholesome until the day some stranger sent me a picture of his dick that took about 30 minutes to download)

Oh man, I'm totally with you on that one. That shit makes me cringe. I have a co-worker who says "THAT BEING SAID" after pretty much every sentence she utters whilst explaining something to clients on the phone. It makes me want to put my head through a plate glass window.

In the summer of 2011 my husband's favorite bar in Reno was serving some kind of Hefeweizen that seriously never gave us hangovers. It was a glorious magical beer that was totally worth the $20 per pitcher price tag and we still talk about it to this day. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS and don't know if I'll ever find it…

I feel so sad for her. I imagine she must have been heavily under the influence to do such a thing. And hell, even if she wasn't blitzed, she doesn't deserve to have her picture posted on the internet so everyone in the world can shame her.

I don't think so, Goldie Hawn's kids are in their thirties! Plus I think she's no longer middle-aged and has veered into crypt keeper territory.

NO IT'S NOT DENISE RICHARDS! SHE IS AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING!!!