Ugh. I saw someone recommend "Bringing up Bebe" to my sister-in-law on Facebook a few months back and I rolled my eyes as much as I could and fought the urge to throw my laptop across the room. I was offended for my SIL who may not have even been offended at all! I DO NOT CARES WHAT THE FRENCH DO!

OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE. Is he the guy who paralyzed some other guy (or something like that, all I know is that he inflicted misery upon some poor dude) and they had a little picnic or something and Leif was all "I'm so sorry!" and he may or may not have had a red bandana on his head? That was always on…

I would like to scoff at these silly millenials but then I realized I technically am one (just barely, turning 32 next week) and that my parents financially supported me until I was 27 years old. Oops!

THANK YOU. I tried expressing this to my husband a few weeks ago and he said I just hate Macklemore because he's white, wtf. No, I hate him because he's a windbag!

Holy shit! I have watched that five times now and called over one of my co-workers to watch it. HUMPING THE AIR IS NOT DANCING

I'm the same height and weight but all my fat appears to be concentrated in my gut. I totally envy you!

That is so sad :(

I'm almost jealous of the fact that your bully has a bland life. Once Facebook popped into my life I realized that many of the people I hated in high school went on to have seemingly fantastic, interesting lives. Those fuckers! I hope at least one of them gets hit by a bus

(I take that back because it's cruel and…

It's like part Troma, part John Waters...what the fuck

AHAHAHAHA I remember that scene like it was yesterday. She is such a shitty actress.

Not anymore, but I used to call making out "hooking up" when I was in high school because I was an innocent little virgin who only made out with people and nothing else. I realized in my senior year that most people understood "hooking up" to mean "fucking" and now I just think people banged when they say they hooked…

Hmm, call me crazy but I always thought using a condom was a more effective birth control than just not telling a girl your name so on the off chance she gets pregnant, you don't have to be a Daddy to the kid you never wanted.

Well, I know my mother-in-law and I think she's able to separate those feelings from the way she treats people at work. She has families who still send her pictures of their children as they grow older because they are still appreciative of her help and kind treatment; she keeps them on the fridge and guess what,…

You're making an awful lot of assumptions about the way she cares for the sick babies in her unit. I don't go to work with my MIL so I don't know how she treats all of her patients. How do you know your Mom treated all of her patients equally - did you shadow her at work?

You know, I kind of wanted to type out a snarky response but then I just stopped because I do think she's casually racist. The attitude only comes out when we're talking about work and I have found myself upset over her attitude & hoping that she doesn't treat her black patients worse than she treats her white…

She's nowhere near as charming as you in all your perfect, socially conscious glory. I bow at your feet and hope that one day I can be as amazing as you.

Well the first time someone challenged me was on the Weddingbee of all places and I was totally one of those people of those defenders, saying "My MIL told me the story, she's a nurse and she wouldn't lie to me, okay!" and after I posted my stupid idiot response I went straight to Snopes and was like...oops, I'm a…

My MIL is a nurse and was the first person to ever tell me the La-A and Lemonjello stories! I believed her for the longest time...thank god the internets proved it wrong!

Hey I only make $36K a year! I would fucking love to make $500K, I think it's an insane amount of money. But I just don't view my Dad as a wealthy person, probably because he didn't manage his money properly or invest. He's definitely upper-middle class/rich, though, no matter how much he tries to deny it.

I think it makes perfect sense to be a bit weirded out, especially if you haven't been around it. Hell, I'm female and even I was uncomfortable the first time my sister-in-law whipped out her boob to feed my nephew while we were in the middle of a conversation. Now I have four nieces and nephews and that shit…