The optics look bad because of the implied cluelessness, but the point of environmentally friendly cars that are more efficient and with less emissions isn’t to outlaw performance cars or stop making them.
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This happened to me once, back in high school, when I was asked at the last minute to step in for the group leader and give the presentation on our project. I ruined a shirt with enough sweat to drown a small dog, threw up in my mouth a couple of times, and acted like I had difficulty with basic concepts like…
would love to read an article about something a comedian did where people discuss the article instead of every comment being “i personally dont find him as funny as i used to”
This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.
The Nissan would probably have won if not for traffic. Ricky Taylor said as much in victory circle. Jordan Taylor couldn’t get by until the Nissan got blocked on the front straight by a GTD Porsche and gapped it thanks to yet more traffic.
Prototype is still pretty dull though, the Caddys are still head and shoulders above everyone, though the Mazdas were close.
I keep telling my wife that the only reason I want a 4C is because anything larger is just too gangly and unpractical. I mean really... A backseat? What am I a bus? I swear it has nothing to do with wants.
PLOT TWIST! People are too small!
Transformers: Jumpstart the Allspark. Transformers: Finally Some Female ‘Bots. Transformers: Has Anyone Seen the Allspark? Transformers: Search for Spark. Transformers: Decepticons Conquer Santa Claus. Transformers: We Finally Make Them Look like Generation One. Transformers: No Humans Allowed. Transformers: Cybertron…
Are we sure he didn’t just say “there are four teen-stories?”
Ditch the Brembo brake and wheels and it’s good enough.
I want a beautiful, clean, air-cooled 911 and have the script “Cayenne” on the back to drive people insane.
I would drive it as is. #I’mARecoveringRicer
The person with the $175 Escort GT with a functional hood scoop made from a broken dust pan and dryer vent tube does not qualify for “dumbest shit”. This person is a hero.
It’s Jalopnik, not the nobel peace prize. You’ll be fine.
Wasn’t me or my car, but a I had friend in high school with a Ford Probe who would swap out the shift knob with something different every month. Golf club shafts, baseball bats, pool balls, etc. The best was the entire front handle of a Razor Scooter. It was so tall, when he shifted to third he punched his rearview…
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I’m not sure whether to be depressed or proud that my stories (and there were several) didn’t make this list.
This horizontal recorder is the hero we need right now.