Burt
Burt
Burt

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

Viper driver made an asp of himself.

Segue.

No wonder he lost control. The racing stripe is way off-center.

If a Mustang crashes in the woods...

Viper is a snake.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

$45k is a tall drink for a Kia, I don’t care what it does. I think I would wait 3-yrs and snag one in the used market.

Rumors have placed pricing on this car in the $35k-45k range, with the $45k number likely being the GT version with the V6. I’d be extremely surprised if $45k bought you a GT AWD with most/all of the options, but I also wouldn’t complain if that were true.

Unlike the velociraptor:

I had a 2000 Mustang V6 - the car I bought in high school. I had it for 15 years and it had over 230,000 miles when I sold it. Not one major issue, only your typical repairs for a car of that age. The point is, in the case of many modern cars, it doesn’t really matter what you buy, if you take care of it like you

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

a knock knock joke would have been better

Does this really measure reliability though? There’s no mention of major repairs or engine/tranny replacements. Anything can run for 200k miles if you throw enough money at it. Well anything except a Fiat anyway.

“On that same other hand”

Not to take anything away from the spectacular suckfest that Trump and Ryan put on, but what the fuck have Republican think tank thinker ls been doing for the past decade? The ACA took months to pound together after starting with a bill that had been written over years by industry/think tanks/pols. The ACHA was

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.