Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

then you make due. If the law didnt pass then the majority doesnt agree with you. We live in a democracy, its majority rule. If your neighbors dont agree with you, tough shit.

If you think the speed limit is too low, but not enough of your neighbors agree to have it changed, then the speed limit stays. Why should your…

If police have the power to nudge cars, they should bikes as well.

A friend of mine in college was a complete asshat, and was tearing around LA or something on a rice rocket with a bottle of whiskey in hand. Got in a high speed chase with some cops, and they decided they could bring him in by pulling in front of him and brake checking... which caused him to just swerve, launch off…

"You want to talk about oppressive, talk about a government spending hundreds of millions on new freeways, and then setting the speed limit at 50 mph"

jesus, the struggle is real. Those communist fascist bastards! Limiting your rate of travel on public roads to 50 mph! Thats fascism if i've ever seen it.

"God help him because i won't" Who the fuck do you think you are, Clint Eastwood. You are without doubt a moron, you and your gang are the reason the second amendment should be scrapped. Actually what am I saying, you're probably an accountant who drives a "Hog" at weekends whilst wearing butt less leather chaps and…

Where is my Waifu? Where is Mikasa?

He's just a majestic son of a bitch, period.

As my late grandmother said "the rich are rich because they don't spend their money". Oprah proves her right.

This is the one time that when someone uses "loose" instead of "lose" it's still correct.

It failed because the socialists made him take government money. Thanks, Obama.

Not to beat a dead horse, but 'ROLL' =/= 'ROLE.'

1. Chris Perkins

Yup, you're totally correct. Wartime nicknames are not meant to be taken literally; this would be the equivalent of declaring "Stonewall" Jackson the first man to be made of stone.

The Constitution didn't play a huge roll in defeating the British in the War of 1812, but it was one of the first important battleships to use iron armor giving it the nickname "old ironsides." This influence is felt even in today's modern aircraft carriers.

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

however you can clearly hear the fan say "fuck you bitch" right before he turned and looked up. The whole "he called me a n***er" excuse - better known as the Marcus Smart excuse, only works if it's actually said.

How to clean a gun:

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Yeah, if only we'd had someone over their looking around, talking to people and getting facts. Oh, wait, we did and then we ignored them and bombed the shit out of the country anyway.