But can he teach it to shit outside, instead of in a stinky box in the house? THEN I'll be impressed. *Not a cat person*

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

I'm not sure if this helps, but my hubby is an immigration attorney. I was reading this to him and when I said Georgia, he said, "Oh shit! Pelletier! He's a total asshole!" He's apparently legendary for his fuckery among the national immigration community.

The mother here did nothing wrong, and the judge is a complete jackass. Continuances are rarely, if ever, denied when parties consent. Continuances, even contested, are rarely denied. I've seen attorneys file continuances because, and I quote, "I just need a rest." That was the reason stated in the motion. It was…

If they want to ignore them, that's fine. It's for everyone else reading who would think they were right if no other facts were presented.

Professional photographer here... Broad daylight, the shutter speed of the camera is going to be very high (above 1/1000th of a second) but still shooting at 30 FPS most likely. If it just happened to snap a frame during one of those 30ths of a second (which it seems to have) it would be relatively clear (like it is).…

Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

The ante continues to be raised.

You know who DID break their wives' bones and beat their children with a shoe? The people who WON WORLD WAR II!!!!!

Something's wrong here. You mean to tell me in real life people run OUT OF THE PATH of objects thundering towards them? Should I call Hollywood and inform them of this amazing twist?

1. I worked a restaurant in high school, one that I still eat it. It has take-out and dining and asks for a tip for both. The take out process requires no extra people and is very quick and takes up very little time. Subsequently is deserves no tip (I thought that when I worked there as well)

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

I see what you're saying. Much in the same way that MMA is just sweaty dick-punching.

The story of your friend? I don't feel bad in the slightest. Guess what, actions have consequences. Mistakes are nothing more than poorly chosen actions, and they still have consequences. Oh, and I don't consider that an accident. That's an incident.

A search made without probable cause or a warrant is an unreasonable search and somewhere in that giant mess is a whole bunch of due process violations.

A prosecutor can't hand wave an illegal search or an illegally obtain warrant away.

Here's the thing, jackass. Any kind of hostage situation or other active-scenario situation is GOING TO HAVE WITNESSES THAT THE POLICE CAN ACCESS. They're going to have multiple 911 calls confirming the incident, because if someone started firing a gun inside a building, you can bet more than one person will call 911.

The problem is that they are lacking in actual, on-scene critical thinking skills. This is why SWAT uses these calls as an excuse to cause property damage in order to get their jollies on. It's disgusting, insulting and pathetic.

This is most likely a side effect of everyone using studio magic and overproduction. Nobody knows what good-not-great professional singers actually sound like anymore. I honestly was expecting far worse from her.

"... And a serial batterer of women."

The only thing more American than that last entry would be to smear yourself in red, white, and blue hamfat and streak through the streets screaming "AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS! USA! USA! USA!"