This was cute. Now let's see how they fare at night in a snow storm.

More like gamefags, amirite?

Perhaps it would be better to make the Title more accurate. Call this post "Gay for Google".

So sad that Maury Compson abandoned Gawker because Gawker was no longer worthy.

The right to ignorance and stupidity is unquestionable. Unfortunately the ignorant and stupid have a right to vote (the fatal flaw in democracy).

Nice to see a mention of jailbird Randy "Bribe-me" Cunningham.

Interesting editorial and you make some good points. Enough with the Syrian "red line", it's total bullshit and signifies nothing important except knee-jerk Republican hysteria. If "Bomb-em" McCain had been elected president I'm sure things would have turned out better and the US would be standing tall and proud.

Special needs player versus special needs team (0-10?).

Is there a term for dissonance between what you are told about an SNL sketch and what you actually see? For instance we are told that this is a hilarious SNL sketch (something perpetrated by professional funny people) when actually it is a lame unfunny time waster which would be embarrassing if it were created and…

To me he sounds more like Kreptar Balltongue.

You are wise to be skeptical. These are obviously Photoshopped.

Quentin Pantsniffer was a successful middle manager, but unable to quiet the niggling question which was ever present in the back of his mind. How do one achieve maximum productivity? What was the one secret which was needed to accomplish that goal?

Probably a familiar condition for you.

The constant Akbaring on the various online videos really irritates me. Do these guys Akbar after a particularly satisfying bowel movement, or after ejaculating?

So presumably the innocent people Israel maimed and killed were not a result of random bombardment or targeting error but cold calculation. Hitting one terrorist on a motorcycle is worth 100 'civilian' deaths and injuries (including women and children).

How about "obsessed assholes who can't move on"-shaming?

If it's someone else's home then you accept someone else's rules. Similarly if one is in a group environment, a roommate situation or shared work facilities, one needs to behave appropriately. As an individual I always have the choice to say no and leave. I leave dirty dishes in my sink, but not yours.

As an adult, you are entitled to your opinion. As an adult one of the things I get to do is make my own choices. No one can make me eat food I don't like. I don't have to clean my plate or consider starving kids in some far off place. Acceptable reasons for not liking certain foods are appearance, smell, texture, and…

He refused her calls (plural)!?! — She refused his requests (plural) for access to her carnal playground. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty clear which of these denials is more pernicious. Just to be clear — it is commonly understood and accepted that marriage bestows season tickets to Funland.

It's the same as if he had posted it on the bulletin board next to the break room microwave. I read all my coworkers email on a daily basis. Usually before I look at my own.