This "near death experience" may have been Karma warning one.

Yeah, it's a total shitshow

this is the exact low effort thing I had expected from the IP holders. Let's hope they step up and make something worth having, instead of a dancing flower with a groot sock on it.

It's a "sock" on a wire that just wiggles a bit. It's probably real

It's CG

Isn't Guardians of the Galaxy Rated R? Nope, my bad, PG-13, one swear, maybe a bum or two

Hey, uh, did anyone else see that he kicked that guy in head when he was already down?

I don't know if this is some inside joke, but the lady's been dead for about 5 years.

yeah, it allows drive-by av infections... avast does a good job of dealing with those.

S'alright my left and right eyes see two entirely different sets of colors (one dimmer than the other, not different colors really I guess) so I have luminance issues with colors along with all the fun of red-green confusion. (I managed to pass this along to my daughter, which I'm told is no mean feat)

So, is there a team (associated with Gamefy) at play in the tourney?

I believe the Criticism was directed at those directing Israeli polices

Some people have no sense of history, you know?

He himself said on the matter that the Game Companies are to blame there, as they sell of the rights then don't stick around to make sure things are going right. He makes bad movies and is defensive when he is criticized; but he knows what he does is not exactly art.

He was voiced by scatman crothers; but I have to concede he did talk like a modern stereotype.

you'd think they would have first encountered the bubble of television and radio signals that radiate for 40-60 light years in every direction from the planet (if radio signals do not degrade over time and distance, I don't know I am not a physicist)

Uwe Boll knows that he is a schlock director; he *knows* this. His comedy take on Bloodrayne confirms this (I got a few good laughs from it) Michael Bay does not appear to have any self-awareness at all.

Again, if you changed the names of the Characters to anything else, changed some logos and then did nothing, these movies would only bear any resemblance to the Transformers by writ of having something that Transforms in them.

just march slowly towards them mumbling "allah ackbar" (pronounced deeply as all-oo-ah ack-bahr) clutch at your bag and make angry eye contact... it makes them scatter.

We need a cheat card that demonstrates where tips == income and where they are gratuities.