BurnedinLondon69
BurnedinLondon69
BurnedinLondon69

Wait, what? If your pay depends upon tips, shouldn't you not be an asshole server? I don't get it, if the service is crappy and the server openly disrespects you and is a jerk, why tip? (like if they scratch their crotch while holding your food or something or fart in your face, really crazy examples, but then would

Celebrity aspiration: Colbie Smulders.

AND WHY THE FUCK DID OPTIMUS PRIME SAY "MY BAD" I MEAN JUMPING FUCKING CHRIST, HE'S A CENTURIES OLD WAR HERO WHO HAS SEEN MILLIONS DIE, MANY AT HIS HAND. "MY BAD" my sore arsehole.

You can depend upon the East German education system to produce some world winning illogic on the whole "Every German was a Nazi" as if being a Nazi was like being a member of the Chamber of Commerce in Rural Kentucky circa 1955.

I had that haircut years ago and decided it looked too dorky. I'm sure many said the same about lumberjack shirts in the 80s!

I haven't boo'ed more loudly and more frequently at a theatre than when I went to the damn Transformers movie.

When I was younger we had a parade of overseas visitors come and stay with us, with many of them having very specific diet needs. One stands out, the son would only eat ham steaks (those big slabs of ham) fried in the pan. That's it. Nothing else, no vegetables, no other meat, not fish. Just ham steaks. Annoying

Our old Labrador dog (1985-1996) - cost my parents a mint; she had seizures and tumors and cysts with maggots in them, all of which they paid for the care of and nursed (my mom cleaned maggot infested abscesses and so on, I got a permanent scar from retrieving a swallowed tongue) she lived WAY past a normal

What is truly bizarre is the local Fox affiliate is covering this story just as it appeared on Kotaku... blew my mind (same graphic and everything)

I can honestly say that occasionally I get a burger from McGutbusters that looks like the ads; generally when I ask for "no pickles" I get a care built burger... usually.

I'm doing one of the three careers one of these types of test described for me; my career studies teacher told my mother to her face that I had wasted my time in the class as it was supposed to be for people who had no idea what they were going to do and apparently I was born to be either a systems analyst, writer or

You take part in a massive battle with a world killing dragon in Valhalla; is that not epic enough?

Professional Local sports that don't roam the planet and leave behind unused and wasteful stadiums and "villages"

They love to engage in some whitesplainin' to tell people what they should and should not enjoy.

I believe it is a to the comic Sweet Tooth

I constantly asked myself; I paid for and waited 6 months for this? 6 Months? What craptastic thing was going to come out in November? The same game with WAY more bugs? What the hell was coming out in November? This is not "A GREAT game with 6 months of polish" this is "A game" with 6 months of waiting added on.