I know, right?? No doc I've ever been to has rubbed against me. Ewww.

Fucking hallelujah and can I get a fucking amen!

Not to sound pervy, but what are you wearing now? (Not now-now. For swimming, now.) I ask because I'm shopping for a new suit for my man.

My husband reports the same. I've been searching for a better swimsuit for him. If you have any tips on good designers/styles, I'd love to hear them! (He is shy about his bod and won't do Speedo itty-bitties, much to my disappointment.)

It's even funnier the second time!

Agreed! Pics or it didn't happen!

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

Okay, but can we stop calling every mature woman "grandma"?

I need feminism because

Would you share some of the risk factors for pedophilia? I am reading the Wikipedia entry now and the factors it lists are pretty vague (passive-aggressiveness, introversion).

This...is...mind-blowing. How can pedophilia arise from anything other than being sexually abused? How does this work??

I'm really, really disturbed to think that it could be less predictable than I'd thought.

Well that's my belief un-suspended.

Fair enough but I kinda feel like this is what it is happening with Julia Allison right now. We are saying "wtf is wrong with her" and will move on soon enough.

"A secret treasure room! I like this room so much," it jumped up and down. "Thank you father and mother."


This is no child. This is a humanoid robot.

In hindsight that reaction gif is a little snarkier than intended. :)

Still enjoy the majority of your posts, Mark.

Unless, I guess, the angle was "cat"...? In which case: :(

#NotAllFeministsAreCatLadies

This.

It's not the gross-out factor that bothers me; it's the irrelevance. A teenage boy's wank story doesn't fit with Jezebel's manifesto to "take all the essentially meaningless but sweet stuff directed our way and give it a little more meaning...to make the sort of women's magazine we'd want to read."

Unless…

You know that open-ended question you gals posed not long ago, asking readers what we'd like to read more of on Jezebel?

Not this.