Well, not quite a serpent, but:

Key stroke, that is...

The 'pin-heads' bit is the best, especially being hyphenated. LOL!

I need more than 2 days' notice, people! I'd love to travel up from Philly, but can't on such short notice.

That looks actually worse than a cotton swab. As my doctor put it, you shouldn't put anything in your ears smaller than, say... your elbow.

The Big Bang is basically proven via cosmic radiation and carbon-dating (if my memory serves). The one that blew my mind in the above was the guy basically saying "Durrrrr ya can't prove it dun happened if'n ya didn't see it happen". Amazing in it's mind-numbing stupidity, that comment.

Please re-read what he posted. I don't think you understood it. At all.

Americans have a right to be Ignorant! As long as they aren't forcing their ignorance on others, its all good. One might even go so far as to say, entertaining, in a sad, depressing sort of way.

You will note that they rarely, if ever, cite the references for their version of 'facts'. They talk in generalities and lots of hand-waving nonsense designed to get an emotional rise out of readers (either for or against their viewpoint). In the final analysis their 'theories' rarely hold up to scrutiny.

AKA: it's above most people's heads. Everybody who has a grade-school education has a basic grasp of what evolution is, but most people don't understand it fully. This doesn't invalidate the factual truth of it, however.

Whenever you snort that much coke and steal an ambulance, always have a blanket and a box of Wheat Thins with out....just in case.

Bait-and-switch. Nicely done; I was ready to be righteously outraged as only one can be on the Interwebs. LOL!

That cake is the only thing at RenFest I haven't tried, and won't because of the gummy worms, which I don't like.

I've never gotten sick off the oyster shooters a Renfest. Ever. In 2o+ years of attending this festival.

Don't laugh until you've tried it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The y are DELICIOUS! I get them at a British style pub here in town all the time. And I'm going to RenFest on the 18th: Maryland's festival is one of the best in the country, and I grew up near that part of the country too.

I WANT A PICKLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How stoned were those guys filming though? I kept waiting for one of them to say "duuuude I think we can just play through, right??"

Keepin' my hometown classy, Ray. Ugh.