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For reference, in support of your post, see the current Cee Lo Green rape case/Twitter story. Ugh.

Dear FlowbeeBryant and other Jezebel commentors,

Y'know, I'm glad that this sort of knee-jerk complaining is getting shot down more and more these days. There was nothing grotesque or even all that sexual in the 'kiss'. It was more mouth-to-mouth than it was a kiss. Either way, who cares? It was a great scene overall.

Kate Mulgrew looking like the queen of the entire damn universe.

Um, you only watched the first video, didn't you. He's referring to the second video. Don't go pouncing on somebody until you know 100% what you're pouncing on.

OK, I can't disagree with that assessment.

Hardly. Our society has gotten so judgmental and overprotective of kids in the wrong way. Everybody sticking their collective noses in everybody else's business, and thinking they know what's best for a kid. Was it a bad judgement call on the part of the mother? Maybe, but it really sounded more like a

I think you may be right, sadly.

They arrested a white mom in (I think) Florida for basically the same charge, so... it ain't a 'black' thing, it's a 'stupid' thing.

Oh god, if only it was 'dwindling'. They somehow still find young gullible (usually white male) Americans to believe their fictions. It's scary.

Oh, you'll get no argument from me that fast food is horrible. The $6.50 you spend on a 'combo meal' could be better utilized in a grocery store, for certain.

I've never found Trader Joe's to be cheaper than a regular grocery store. Produce, chips, coffee, yogurt: it usually seems to be priced higher than a normal store. Head of lettuce, for instance, at my local store is 99 cents. At Trader Joe's it was $1.49 this week.

YOU TAKE THAT BA-... oh right, he said that. Though I feel he could always retcon it by saying "I was regenerating; I say a lot of silly things right after a regeneration: I mean, I tried to strangle my friend Mel once after a regeneration..."

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I'd love to see Orbit gum work this into an ad.

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Watching the big guy with the kid on his back, I was immediately reminded of this from Star Wars Dark Forces:

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David Bowie has covered this, I believe:

Look, he made it entertaining so you actually LISTENED to the instructions. And people will sue an airline if there's one too many ice cubes in the cheap scotch they ordered, so really this isn't much of a worry. I'm also willing to bet this cat would kick into serious rescue mode if an emergency ever arose.

My wife was on one of his flights to Florida in March! She was cracking up that he's got all this attention now!

And people wonder why Millennials have the stereotype that they do. This guy is the ultimate stereotypical example. UGH! Moron.

I was in a band with a dude who was a pretty decent guy. He smoked some weed now and then and drank some, but ultimately was never a jerk under the influence. Unless he drank Jack Daniels. Even his mother said to me once that "Jack makes him evil". It was creepy. The one time I saw him do a shot of Jack at a gig