The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

What ever happened to Guillermo Del Toro’s stop motion Pinocchio?

Um...

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again. You read the first third of the book because it’s a good book. You read the second third out of a sense of duty to finish the book. You read the last third because you’re not going to let the book win.

I actually just hiked around this area a week ago. You’d be surprised at how it can look if you down in the canyons near rivers or creeks (which still run). Lots of trees and undergrowth:

This is srs nooz.

Indiana Jones vs. the swordsman

Yes. Kale is good, but a Caeser uses romaine. Nothing else. Just like there is no vodka in a Martini.

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

Savage is right, of course. The Millenium Falcon is a modified freighter. The Enterprise is a capital ship, and flag ship of the Federation Fleet. Riker was once amused when some little ship fired lasers at them, that’s what the Millenium Falcon has for armament. It wouldn’t even be a fight. Even Kirk’s original would…

I thought he died in that unfortunate dance-off!

I keep watching because of Hodgins. If they did a spinoff where Hodgins went to New Orleans and became a private detective, I’d watch that too. That and Angela’s hilariously impossible computer skills.

The Sleepy Hollow series finale, maybe? When Booth reveals himself to be Angel, and defeats the Headless Horseman before he can unleash hell on Earth?

FUCK YEAH.

“How to move across the country”

How can you hate cookies? Even Sten liked cookies and he hates everything.

You’re welcome! I should really make a title for it too and throw it on my tumblr.

I’ve always wanted to do Mos-ablanca. Neutral criminal land caught between rebels and evil empire?! [edited because I realized I really blew the light source on that image]

Why not both?

I hope you will accept an exploding head in place of a beheading?