...when it had a choice of which penis to use, the snake usually used its right penis.

All of California’s burritos are spectacular and better than anyone else’s.

“Allegedly.”

but it really spent WAY too much time where Stephenson decided that he wanted to show you the research he had done instead of just telling the relevant parts for the story.

Wait, the OPENING of The Passage? You mean the best part of the book? If anything I would trim some of the later sections which tended to be action, pause, action pause, repeat, repeat, repeat into tedium. Now, the second book could have saved more than a hundred pages had it excised the tedious concentration camp…

This video has better production value than most Uwe Boll creations, and the actor’s really emoting. I’m impressed.

Draft beer, whatever the local favorite is.

You can still find Papi’s PEDs in his locker. Er, I mean, his VitaBoost....

Absent from list:

I’ll one up Worf and Troi with Odo and Kira. There was nothing necessary about that relationship. I never minded Odo’s crush on her, but they shouldn’t have actually gotten together.

The Doctor and EVERYONE.

Worf/Troi is indeed one of the canonical bad Star Trek pairings, but I submit for you another at least equally as notorious:

Worse. Way worse.

If you deny it hard enough, it never happened! BOOM. YOU GOT SCIENCED.

ALL HAIL SNOKE.

Goodbye, Meredith! Best of luck to you.

Thank you

That’s their name for the Legal Department.