It is cool, though. You go immediately from fighting a boss to this wordless scramble while everyone in an area searches for the chest. Then people find it, and everyone’s opening it, dancing together, etc. It’s neat.

This GIF makes me think of that classic Homer Simpson moment: “Or what? You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?”

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

Considering the rampancy of which this gun was abused in the last Iron Banner;

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to be fair, australian consumer laws would also have outlawed the cryptarch's bullshit

Can't wait until Bungie goes through this list tip by tip and patches them all out.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

This was certainly not invented by me, but it is a trick I love an am sharing here (though ... it should be its own post at some point): Save jars of mustard that have gotten down to the dregs. Pour oil and vinegar in the dregs jar. Add other stuff if you want. Screw the lid on tightly and shakeshakeshakeshakeshake.

Not pictured: Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, as it is currently busy using the galaxy as its footstool -

Maybe you should have just sucked it up and had sex in the old people's beds.

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

Those are seriously bullshit apples. This is such a food-dick thing to say, but apples are one of the foods with the biggest drop-off from farmer's market/orchard to regular grocery store, where they're all bred for size and color and stackability and durability.