People can ride with any number of motorcycle gangs, okay? They become a member of the Cossacks MC for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

The fatness + the smoking = heart attack or stroke before 50!

I’m a huge MST3K fan, so I was onboard right away. I was wary of the captain because of how god awful he is in those phone commercials, but he wasn’t that bad.

9. A juicy romantic novel

Don’t forget he was in Doctor Who playing Scaroth, the last of the Jagaroth.

Pro tip: put those fries inside the shawarma like we do in Detroit.

Pat needs to read the book “The Omen IV: Armageddon 2000”. It features a woman giving rectal birth to Damien’s spawn “the abomination”. Awesome!

I assume this is the catalog of in-flight hookers one can select from.

These filter the krill to keep the gray beast nourished.

It wasn't bad, but my fave was their 2015 beer camp hoppy lager.

Put that on the steering column where it belongs.

What's the best building at a university to take a dump in?

"I still think he's a good person,"

I enjoy putting catsup on hotdogs!

Please hurry Lincoln, my '77 needs a new friend!

Buddy Cote, chairman of the North-American Interfraternity Conference,

I hate to get all "manly/girly", but that's the wrong cross if you're wearing cowboy boots.

JNCO