1. Bell's Two Hearted

This is what they're singing, right?

And that's why it's called Progress Island!

Love these cars!

"Billy Graham must be an asshole," said BuickSuper. "I don't know that, but he has five asshole kids, so there must have been something there."

Some excellent pictures here: http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/loc…

Kitchen ran out of ramekins...

Donkey sauce?

That's some tacky shit to print on a menu.

Head too small for body.

I need dis.

Isn't this the Piggyback bandit?

Samoas > Caramel deLites just like King Dons > Ding Dongs

Royal Mews Garage

If you're over the age of 8 and enjoy pulling "pranks" there is something wrong with you.

Well put!!

Great commercial - too bad they didn't dare give the car a real name...

Yep - that's exactly when I stopped buying/reading.

In the 80's I'd go with the Tempo.

Once you died, the god Anubis weighed your heart against the feather of Ma'at, the goddess of justice and truth. If the heart was heavier than then the feather, it was "impure," and Ammit would eat it.