He was never good at telling what was voluntary or involuntary.

At 40 feet, it was only 1.581 seconds of free fall. So really it was only around half as scary as you imagine it was.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Their wins have become so delightful and ugly, that I have started calling them the Craig Sabres.

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Stealers?

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

The key to getting away with charging an inflated rate for medical tests is to micturate in with other, lower rates.

Guess he wasn’t the Business whiz he thought he was.

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Too bad Mike Silver didn’t include Gruden’s full quote: “Damn — Khalil Mack had another strip sack? That shit is Spider 2 Y Bananas!”

French. 

“Tom Brady isn’t a wild card QB”.