I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

It was Halloween night, and young Clayton was dressed as Don Drysdale in the 1965 World Series....

I guess the point is, what is the expectation for Ellen here? Would it have been better for her to scream “you are a war criminal!” at Bush and then spit in his face?

The fuck is up with that headline?

Why is a baby at a baseball game?

I sat behind the net at 8 different professional parks this year and I still don’t really enjoy looking through it, but sure, my opinion is automatically disingenuous.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

That’s going to be their new password. Extra GUMBO makes it more secure.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

Like most visitors to Missouri, the Athletics got lucky and got runs they didn’t deserve.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole.