Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

You usually want to see above average separation from wide receivers, not defensive backs.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

Fascinating. I think we need to leave open the possibility that “GUTLESS LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE ! ! EMAIL ME BACK IF I GOT IT WRONG” is actually part of the email signature.

My first response to that was, “Why do zoo animals deserve to be subjected to bad language?” Then I thought it was OK because they probably don’t know English, being in South America and all. Then, like you I just went with it and imagined the possibilities...

“Hammered, I’m leaving you to go feed animals at a zoo in South America.”

“Go feed animals at a zoo in South America if you want to go feed animals in a zoo in South America.”

...damn, you’re right!

No wonder people from Boston love him.

Weird, that’s exactly — I mean *exactly* — like me.

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

...watch this bomb from Mahomes to Tyreek Hill, over the top of triple coverage for a 69-yard touchdown.

Yea but the goal is to hide the drugs from plain sight and not have them fall out on the road...

I’d imagine you can smuggle massive amounts of contraband in the panel gaps alone

** DAD JOKE ALERT **

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

Looks like someone was just trying to add Kurt Rambis to the mural.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

And they’re gaining more fans everyday. It’s not unusual now to see them fill their stadium with Athletics supporters.

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”