No Redeyes No Peace

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

technically its an incel phone

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

This x1000

8 straight Finals appearances; 3 wins: “Wow!”

I don’t get how the Warriors always winning is somehow worse or less entertaining than watching Lebron win year after year.

All I can see is XJS... but one in the image has lights on and moving... so it can’t be

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

To Have and Heave Not 

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

1996? This looks like a homemade science-fair attempt to create a working camera and film out of only potatoes.

Maybe they should incorporate that smack into their offense seeing how much it moved the screen.

This is also an excellent solution to minimize drunk driving.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.