When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

Mine recommended butt chugging it, but he’s a terrible psychologist.

No, he’s saying Ingram left his wallet in El Segundo and had to go back to pick it up.

Manzplaining.

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

I only send shirtless pics of myself to women who have offended me in some fashion.

Here is what pretty clearly happened if you watch the baseline angle:

Who knows better what a hot piece of ass looks like than a giant piece of shit?

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

I don’t really have anything to contribute but Dragonfly Jonez absolutely nailed it.

In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, we pay tribute to the transatlantic slave trade. Would there be a #BlackHistoryMonth without it? #makesyouthink #larrylegend

Ahem.....

Congrats to Indy, but I’m not sure how well his experience in training fancy dogs will play with a larger animal.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

I was going to wonder why TB12 did not look sweaty there, then I remembered that dogs sweat primarily through their paws.

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Two or three bowls.