This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

1996? This looks like a homemade science-fair attempt to create a working camera and film out of only potatoes.

Maybe they should incorporate that smack into their offense seeing how much it moved the screen.

This is also an excellent solution to minimize drunk driving.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

Mine recommended butt chugging it, but he’s a terrible psychologist.

No, he’s saying Ingram left his wallet in El Segundo and had to go back to pick it up.

Manzplaining.

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

I only send shirtless pics of myself to women who have offended me in some fashion.

Here is what pretty clearly happened if you watch the baseline angle:

Who knows better what a hot piece of ass looks like than a giant piece of shit?

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

I don’t really have anything to contribute but Dragonfly Jonez absolutely nailed it.

In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, we pay tribute to the transatlantic slave trade. Would there be a #BlackHistoryMonth without it? #makesyouthink #larrylegend

Ahem.....

Congrats to Indy, but I’m not sure how well his experience in training fancy dogs will play with a larger animal.